Buds and weed in Calamba, Philippines - my impression
Hello dear rasta audience🤝Want to tell my story about adventures with weed in Calamba, with some stories of local inhabitant.
You are probably aware that marijuana laws are different in different places. This article should shed light on cannabis regulations in Calamba, what do local people and cops think about weed, hash availability, pricing, my own experience etc.
Just wrapped up my vacation, spent a fantastic time in Calamba, and as a passionate cannabis enthusiast, I can't envision a vacation without enjoying a sativa joint during the day and some indica buds with a cold beer before bedtime. Below, you'll discover the insights I gained while on the hunt for top-notch recreational weed in Calamba.
So where do smokers purchase weed in Calamba?
Despite the fact that I did not have any problems with weed in Calamba because of Brian, he told me how everything works (and not only with cannabis).
Usually high-level dealers purchase stuff on wholesale darknet websites. Theoretically you may also go through all the nightmare of using darknet websites to get your stuff delivered in several days or even weeks. Website thehiddenwiki.com has all the links you may need to order stuff in the darknet using Tor browser and crypto, but this method usually works if you need a lot of stuff and have time (several days) to wait for the delivery.
If you are just having a short vacation or a trip to Calamba - purchasing weed via wholesale darknet websites is not an option. Looking for dealers on the streets and in parks is still something you may do to find some weed in Calamba, but more and more dealers are shifting to online orders done via messengers and payments in bitcoins instead of cash. This simply protects them from ever being caught by cops. Crypto payments are anonymous and delivery is done to selected location without any personal meetings, so both you and the dealer are secured from any possible consequences.
This was a surprise for me cause I am more old school and just “heard something about crypto”. While now all youngsters (who are usually a target group for cannabis dealers) have crypto wallets so dealers simply follow the trend. I think dealers are losing money anyway because not all clients know crypto, but Brian commented that nowadays if you do not use crypto - you 100% have a friend who uses it, so you may just send him money from card and he does crypto transaction for you. After that I remembered I also have such a friend, so I agreed with Brian.

Cannabis laws in Calamba, Philippines
You can probably guess that distribution of non-medical cannabis is strictly forbidden and regulated by laws of Philippines, so you can not purchase high THC weed in some official shops like you may do in the Netherlands for example.
On my very first day in Calamba I got acquainted with Brian who has lived here for 3 years already and who is also a regular cannabis smoker. He shared a joint with me and told some stories. As he told that despite non-medical weed being prohibited - cops are relaxed and calm in everything related to cannabis, with some rare exceptions.
How not to be arrested with marijuana in Calamba?
As Brian told me - for not to be arrested you can carry less than 10g of cannabis or 5g of hash. For the same purpose you should be sane and not use drugs in public places. Cops can just check if you are going to sell marijuana or not and confiscate it.
There are some possibilities that cops could try to get money from you if they catch you with weed in Calamba. It is not a frequent story, but you should keep in mind that some cops prefer to force you to pay some money for your calmness. But not to propose money first because it can be regarded as a separate crime. So the easiest way is not to be caught with weed in Calamba 😉.

What do Calamba locals think about weed and cannabis
Despite non-medical cannabis being officially forbidden in Calamba - locals are absolutely absolutely relaxed about this type of light drugs. Young people and tourists are large target audiences for weed dealers in Calamba, and all locals know that. This does not mean you may smoke joints in any bars, but no one should be surprised if they find you smoking weed somewhere in the dark corner of the street.
According to Brian - even local cops in Calamba are occasional weed smokers, so we may state that the atmosphere is relaxed in everything related to cannabis, while you should anyway watch your back to avoid any stressful situations with police.
So, then Brian shared the small joint of a new hemp variety, thanks to him, it was the exact thing I needed. We got some portions of tasty beer and we were a little bit drunk, so we decided not to go far. We started smoking on the street straight near my hostel and it seemed that on the next street some guys were doing the same.
I was thankful to Brian for one joint, but I wanted to find a regular supplier for all my vacation in Calamba . So I begged Brian to share the name of his provider of weed with me. He declined it, because his friend didn't cooperate with the tourists, only with locals. I was persistent, so at the end of the evening and the couple of beers, he agreed to be the dealer of marijuana for me. All my goals connected with good rest were solved, thanks to Brian!

Frequently asked questions about marijuana in Calamba
Was marijuana legalized Calamba?
No, cannabis with high concentration of THC is forbidden in Calamba, but local cops and citizens are ok with the smokers. The amount of weed you carry shouldn't be bigger than 10 grams
What if I'm stopped with a hash in Calamba?
Police can check your documents and rummage your pockets. They are not looking for you, if you are not a dealer, of course. So if you don't want to have any points with the police try to avoid them.
Can I buy marijuana walking around Calamba?
Sure, it is still possible. Although you should notice that only a small part of dealers continue working in such a way. The easiest way to buy weed is to order online and get your delivery.
Can I find top quality weed or hash in Calamba?
Yes, while quality may be different, it depends on many factors. Usually quality depends on the price, but this is not a rule.
Can I find hash in Calamba?
Yes, almost all marijuana dealers sell both weed and hash, so hash is also popular and can be found in Calamba.
Weed and hash price in Calamba?
Prices may vary from one dealer to another and depends on weed quality and dealer’s mood 😂From what I heard from Brian - high quality weed may go up to $20 - $25 for 1g (with discounts for larger amounts), and high quality hash was around $30 - $35 for 1g.
Interesting facts about weed
hey dudes! need contacts of trusted dealer here in Calamba hustling streets does not work. just arrived yesterday for 2 weeks so need some good stuff 😀 the faster the better!!!
also in need of some resta emergency cab 😀
So why dont you just message Bob Marley, he appears in Telegram - old trusted dealer here 🌬️ his username is @bob_marley_spirit but compare every char cause some suckers created multiple fake accounts. Last weekends I grabbed 5g of his sativa strain - top quality and quick delivery during 1 hour. Mind he accepts only crypto so prepare some bitcoins or ethererum, no cash or bank transfers...
Confirm Bob Marley, also use his service quality is top and no issues but he is not always online, need to wait for hours sometimes 😭😭😭
Not sure why you are still waiting for dealers to respond you and wait for the delivery... It's 21st century dudes - automatic sales via telegram bots are already open in Calamba. Just try this bot @happy_rasta_bot - these guys usually have several strains always available in center so just couple of clicks and you get GPS coordinates and a photo where to grab your stuff immediately after crypto payment. If something goes wrong they have support you may chat with after payment confirmation, but usually no problems detected
Thanks guys! You are the best!!! will try and inform how it goes!
Ha ha! Done 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Just grabbed my stuff delivered by Bob Marley. AS you warned I had to wait couple of hours until he appears online, but after that everything went smoothly 😀 The menu consists of 3 weed strains and hashish, price is around $25 per 1g, but the more you buy the lower price you get, I ordered 5g of Pineapple strain for $100 in total. Already tasted - this is really top quality weed - yummy, smelly, no seeds, no caugh after smoking, long powerful effects - 5 stars to Bob Marley. Attaching the photo below



thanks Casper91!!! have also tried service of Bob Marley after your comment and may confirm top quality. I purchased 3g (this is minimal order) for $75, everything went smoothly 😀 paid in ethereum via trust wallet mobile app. Just so you have direct link to his profile - @bob_marley_spirit. also made a photo of stuff I purchased

And I have tried bot suggested by uNclearBomb - also successful. Bob Marley was not responding for 3 hours so I pinged bot in telegram, went through several steps of selecting stuff and crypto payment and got coordinates + photo of place after payment confirmation😀Stuff was masked in an empty beer can hidden in a cool spot so I just grabbed it and continued walking, max stealth and no people around. According to comments above bot pricing is approximately the same as Bob Marley has so good option if he does not responds. The quality is also top one (while had no chance to compare cause Bob Marley responded after I grabbed my stuff). Posting image of my treasure
